Size: R4 (Esc, F1, F2, 1, 2, etc.)
escape the squarefucker
$10.00
a creature of shadow and silence, it prowled with relentless hunger. through dark woods and moonlit meadows, we fled, hearts pounding, breathless, eyes wide with fear. branches clawed at us, rocks tripped our feet, yet on we ran, driven by sheer terror. the creature’s eyes glowed in the night, a haunting, unyielding gaze that seemed to pierce the very soul. but we pressed on, fueled by desperation, guided by the dim light of hope flickering in the distance. our only thought: escape the squarefucker, elude its grasp, and find sanctuary in the fleeting safety of dawn’s first light.
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Uhliir –
THIS HAS BEEN THE BEST $10 IVE EVER SPENT; first me and squarefucker went to grab some coffee together, then we went to the movies where i put my arm around him :3 then we went and got icecream at the local fair. (he kept making intense eye contact with me) Safe to say, things got a little frisky later… and now, today marks 20 years that we’ve been together 😀 I LOVE SQUAREFUCKER <3
fucker –
yo pass the blunt
me in a corner chiefin that ho
KURWA MAC –
I LIKE IT VERY MUCH
Amandin (verified owner) –
looks like a marmot. 10/10